Isi Borang Untuk Kerja Kosong

Aku baru-baru ni tiba-tiba teringat kisah lucu yang pernah kawan kepada anak bos bapak sedara anak ketiga belah ayah aku cerita kat aku. Kejadian ini berlaku di Pulau Pinang. Mamat ni setiap kali pergi interview je mesti gagal. Dia pun dah pelik + bengang. Ini tak boleh jadi katanya.Oleh kerana dah boring isi borang kerja kosong tapi asyik tak dapat, mamat ni pun menggunakan teknik baru supaya company yang dia apply kerja tu beri perhatian kepada permohonannya.

Name : Ajoi
Age : Still young
Sex: Never. Still under age
Religion: I only have experience praying my cat which dead 2 years before
Race: I love to race. How u know?
Nationality : I don’t like National. I prefer Sanyo
IC No.: 6735
Tel No.: My house no telephone
HP No.: Nokia 3310
Address: Jelutong, Penang
City: Nurhaliza?
Postcode: I never post anything
Country: I love travel to London
Status: Secret
EmailAddress : Hotmail
Education Background : My teacher said, not bad
Working Experience : Last time I got sell pirate VCD
Father’s Name : Daddy
Father’s IC No. : U ask him
Mother’s Name : Mummy
Mother’s IC No. : U ask her
Expected Salary : As much as u can pay
When can start work? : Depends on my mood
Highest Qualification : Very high
Grade : Also very high
College/University : College
Signature : Can I use chop??

P/s : Pergi interview contohi lah mamat ni..haha